Funny Hindi Shayari
Paas rehta hai......door rehta hai..
Koi Dil mein..... zaroor rehta hai
Baithey Baithey Ghabraaey Hum
Jaaney Kissey Yaad Aaiey Hum
Yeh Soch ke hum ne Jaan de di
Mayyat pe meri "Woh" aaey gaa
Mujh ko mehsoos hua hai aksar
' Toou ' Mujhey dekh raha ho jaisey
Pehli si ab Milaap ki soorat nahin rahi
Aik doosrey ki Hum ko zuroorat nahin rahi
" Uss" sey Aik baar tou roothoon Mein, Ussi ki tarha
Aur Meri tarha sey " Woh " Mujh ko manaaney Aey
Hur lafz kitaabon mein Tera Aks liyey hai
Aik phool sa Chehra Mujhey parhney nahin deta
Taqdeer bananey waley, Toou ne Kumi na kee
Ab kiss ko kya mila, Yeh muqadder ki baat hai
Mujhey tou Apnon ne loota, Ghairon mein kahaan Dum tha
Meri kashti thi doobi wahaan, jahaan Paani kum tha
Merey Khuda, Mujhey itna tou Mo'tabar kar dey
Mein jiss ' Makaan ' mein rehta hoon, uss ko ' Ghar' kar dey
Agar talaash karoon, koi mil hi jaaey gaa
Magar Tumhaari tarah kaun Mujh ko chaahey gaa
Aik cheez Qayamat bhi hai, Laugon sey suna kartey thay
Tujhey dekh ke Hum ne Maana, Woh theek kaha kartey thay
Ruka hua hai ajab Dhoop chhaa'on ka Mausum
guzar raha hai koi dil sey Baadalon ki tarah
Mein nay dushman ko bhi ahsaas-e-mohabbat bakhsha
Merey apney Mujhay Nafrat ki saza daitay hain
Ab Dil ko Intezaar ki Aadat si hogaee
Yeh haal kardiya hai, Terey intezaar nay
Na beeti thi kabhi jiss ki Chaand raat, Uss ki.....
Suhaag Raat Humaarey baghair Beet gai
Shab-e-Wisaal mein roshan charaagh gul kar do
Khushi ki buzm mein kya kaam jalney waalon ka
Sab kuch Khuda sey maang liya Tujh ko Maang kar
Uth'tay nahin hain haath Merey, Iss Dua ke baad
' Woh' jinn ki khaatir, Hum ne saari sarhadein toreen
Unhi ne Aaj kaha hai ke apni " Had " mein raho
Hai Dil ko yaqeen, aaein gey woh laut ke aik Roz
Jaisey woh koi cheez yahaan bhool gaey hon
Yoon hee bhar aaey Aankh mein Aansoo
Jaai'yay Aap.............. koi baat Nahin
Toofaan kar raha tha Merey Azm ka tawaaf
Duniya samajh rahi thi ke, Kashti bhanwar mein hai
Poocha Kuch iss tarah sey, USS ne Mera Mezaaj
Kehna para ke, " Shukr hai, Parwardigaar ka "
Jab bhi aata hai Tera naam, Merey naam ke saath
Jaaney kiyon laug "Merey" Naam sey jal jaatey hain
Doobna hi tha jo Kashti ka Muqaddar, Ya Rub
Aankh ke saamney, Aey Kaash, Na Saahil hota
Manzil safar mein thi, qadam faaslon mein tha
Mein door tha zaroor, Magar Raaston mein tha
Mujhey Yaqeen tou nahin magar Yahi sach hai
Mein terey waastey Umrein guzaar sakta hoon
Yahi nahin ke tujhey jeetney ki khawaahish hai
Mein terey waastey khud ko bhi haar sakta hoon
Dua ke liyey Haath kab uthaana tha.................
woh tou moonh chhupaaney ka aik bahaana tha
Liptay kabhi Shaanon'n sey kabhi Zulf sey uljhay
Kiyon dhoond'ta rehta hai sahaarey Tera aanchal
Jab tak bikey na thay Hum, koi poochta na tha
Toou ne Khareed ke Humein Anmol kar diya
Mein khud pehel karoon yaa UDHER se ho Ibteda
Barson guzar gaey hain yahi sohtey huey.......
Khaamosh tum thay aur merey Hont bhi bund
Phir itni dair kaun tha jo bolta raha
Uss waqt Intezaar ka Aalum na poochiyay
Jab koi baar baar kahey," Aa raha hoon mein "
Badla wafa ka dein gey bari Saadgi se Hum
Tum "Hum " se rooth jaao gey aur Zindagi se Hum
Seeney se merey Zeher utarney nahin detey
Zinda rahein woh loug jo marney nahin detey
Be-Aetebaar waqt pe Jhunjla ke ro parey
Kho ke kabhi ussey tou kabhi Paa ke ro parey
Kab tak kissi ke soug mein rouein gey umer bhur
Hum khud ko kitni baar yeh samjha ke ro parey
Merey Daamun mein tou kaanton ke siwa kuch bhi nahin
Aap Phoolon ke kharidaar nazar aatey hain
Kaanton se mohabbat kartey hain , Kirdaar tu dekho phoolon ka
Zakhmon se kaleja phut jaaey par saath Nibhaana parta hai
Badla na Merey baad bhi mauzoo-e-Guftugoo
Mein ja chuka hoon, Phir bhi Teri Mehfilon mein hoon
Ahsaas kaa andaaz badal jaata hai ,Warna
aanchal bhi ussi taar se banta hai, kafan bhi
Hum subah paraston ki yeh reet puraani hai
Haathon mein qalam rakhna yaa haath qalam rakhna
yahaan kisi ko bhi kuch hasb-e-aarzoo na mila
kisi ko hum na miley aur hum ko toou na milaa
Ulfat tou hai aakhir " Unn " ko bhi, Meri na sahi... Dusman ki sahi
Mujh sey na sahi, dusman sey sahi, "woh" bhi tou mohabbat kartey hain
Shaam hotey hi charaaghon ko bujha detaa hoon
Yeh dil hi kaafi hai teri yaad mein jalney ke liye
Saara Shehar uss ke "Janaazey" mein tha shareek
"Tanhaaiyon" ke khauf se jo shakhs mar gaya
Acha Khaasa baithey baithey "Gum" Ho jaata hoon
Ab Mein aksar "Mein" nahin rehta, "Tum" ho Jaata hoon
Apni Zaat ke mehwar mein tujhey Zum kar loon
Ibaadaton mein tera Ishq bhi raqam kar loon
Terey Ashkon se ho agar "Wazoo" na-mumkin
Mein terey Jissm Ki Matti se "Tayamum" kar loon
Saabit hua ke Mujh sey Mohabbat nahin rahi
Woh shakhs Mujh ko dekh ke Aankhein chura gaya
Woh Aaj kiss ghazab ki banaawat sey aaey thay
Meri taraf tha Rukh magar Nazrein churaaey thay
Palkein bhi chamak uthti hain sotay mein Humaari
Aankhon ko abhi khawaab chhupaaney nahin aatay
Aankhein jhuki jhuki hai, tou Chehray pe Noor hai
Zaalim ki Saadgi mein bhi kitna Ghuroor hai
Nigaahein tou buhut milti hain aksar Husn waalon sey
Magar rona tou iss ka hai ke Dil sey Dil nahin milta
Aankh pe farz hai, hur waqt sawaali rehna
Iss ko sajta hi nahin, ashk sey khaali rehna
Laakh mein Khaana Kharabon ki tarha rehta hoon
Par kissi aankh mein, Khoaabon ki tarha rehta hoon
Jaati hai kissi Jheel ki Gehraai kahaan tak......
Aankhon mein teri "Doob" ke dekhain gey kisi Din
Rasm-e-Ulfat hi ijaazat nahin deti warna
Hum bhi aisa "Bhoolein" ke sada "Yaad" karo
Jab Yaad Tumhaari aati hai, Moonh Bistar mein kar leti hoon
Sab kehtey hain " soti hai" , Mein chupkey chupkey roti hoon
Aik Muddat sey Teri yaad bhi Aai na Humein
Aur Hum bhool gaey hon Tujhey, Aisa bhi Nahin
Ab Bachpaney ki neend tou Aik khawaab ho gai
Woh din kahaan ke Raat hui, aur so gaey
Koi Mujh ko Mera bhar-poor Saraapa laa dey
Merey Baazoo, Meri Aankhein, Mera Chehra laa dey
Kuch nahin chahiyey Tujh sey Aey Meri Umer-e-rawaa'n
Mera bachpan, Merey Jugnoo, Meri Guriya Laa dey
Ujaaley Apni Yaadon ke Humaarey saath rehney do
Najaaney kiss gali mein Zindagi ki Shaam ho jaaey
Be-Rukhi iss sey barh kar aur Bhala kya ho gee
Aik Muddat sey Humein, Uss ne sataaya bhi nahin
Unn ki yaadon ke diyay jab kabhi jal jaatey hain
Hum khayaalon mein buhut door nikal jaatey hain
Qurbatein hain ke Faasley hain buhut
Teri Yaadon ke silsiley hain buhut
Sona chaahon tou so nahin sakti
Meri Aankhon mein rat-jagey hain buhut
Teri hi Yaad ne kuch Dil sey na jaana chaaha
Warna Hum ne Tujhey sau baar bhulaana chaaha
Tark-e-Ulfat tou kiya hai Teri khaatir Mein ne
Ab Teri yaad bhi kum ho, yeh zuroori tou nahin
Bhula baithey ho Hum ko Aaj laiken Yeh samajh lena
Buhut pachhtaao gey, jiss waqt Hum kal yaad aaein gey
Rasm-e-Ulfat hi ijaazat nahin deti warna
Hum Tujhey iss tarah " bhoolein" ke sada " Yaad" karo
Chalo uss ne mujhey bura keh bhi diya tou kiya
Yahi buhut hai mujhey yaad kar raha tha koi
Jab Raastey mein Woh kaheen Saaya na paaey ga
Yeh aakhri Darakht buhut Yaad aaey ga
Kaash kuch dair yoonhi Waqt guzarta rehta
Mein ussey dekhta rehta woh sanwarta rehta
Uss ko jaana tha koi zakhm hi de kar jaata
Iss bahaaney, Mein ussey yaad tou karta rehta
Uss sey kehna ke badalta nahin jab tak Mausum
Mein agar Yaad bhi aaoon tou bhulaaey rakhna
Yaad aai hai Teri aur bhi shiddat sey Humein
Bhool jaaney ka Tujhey jab bhi Iraada chaaha
Mumkin nahin tha Jo, woh Iraada nahin kiya
Hum ne Tujhey bhulaney ka Waada nahin kiya
Tapak partay hain Aansoo Jab tumhaari Yaad aati hai
yeh woh barsaat hai jiss ka koi Mausum nahin hota
Aey dost Hum ko Hijr ki Raaton ka khauf kya
Tera khayaal jaagey ga, Soya karein gey Hum
Yaad bhi uss ki yeh kehti hui Dil sey nikli
Aisi Ujri hui basti mein bhala kya rehna
Suna hai Humein woh bhulaaney lagey hain
Tou kia Hum ' unhein ' yaad aaney lagey hain?
Aik zamaana tha hansey sub ko hansaaney ke liyey
Aaj hanstey hain magar Ghum ko chhupaaney ke liyey
"Apney marney ka ghum nahin laiken,
Haaey....... Tujh sey Judaai hoti hai
( Bus.... Tum Ko Paana Hai )
Hum sey aaya na gaya, Tum sey bulaaya na gaya
Faasla pyaar mein, Donon sey Mitaaya na gaya
Aaney ke waqt, Tum tou kaheen ke kaheen rahey
Ab Aaey Tum tou Faaeda? Hum hi nahin rahey
Kabhi khud pe, Kabhi Haalaat pe rona aaya
Baat nikli tou har aik baat pe rona aaya
Aik door ki nisbat sey bhi jal jaaey gee Duniya
Tum apni kahaani mein Mera naam na dena
Yoon Jurm-e-Mohabbat ki saza deti hai Duniya
Hanstey huey chehron ko rula deti hai duniya
Marney ki Tamanna ho tou, marney nahin deti
Jeetey hain tou jeeney ki saza deti hai Duniya
Ussey tou kho hi chukey hain Phir khayaal kya Uss ka
Yeh fikar kaisi ke Ab ho ga Haal kya Uss ka
Zindagi phool ki kaanton pe guzar jaati hai
Laug kehtey hain ke Gulshan mein bahaar aai hai
Humaarey ghar mein yoon tou Kya nahin hai
Bus itna hai, koi rehta nahin hai
Iss qadar Zarf tou rakhtey hain Zamaaney waley
Zindagi chheen ke jeeney ki dua detey hain
Ab woh Toofaan hai na Shor Hawaa'on jaisa
Dil ka Aalum hai terey baad khalaa'on jaisa
Pehlay hi kaun si theen bahaarein Merey liyey
Tum aur Meri Zindagi weeraan kar gaey
Chout lag jaaey toy kya hoti hai Dil ki haalat
Aik Aaeeney ko Patthar pe gira kar dekho
Kaun aaey ga yahaan, koi na aaya ho ga
Mera darwaaza Hawaaon ne hilaaya ho ga
Woh Aik Shakhs, jiss ka saath, lamhey bhar ka tha
Mein uss ke waastay kiyon Dil udaas karta hoon?
Merey Dukho'n sey na koi Udaas ho jaaey
Mein apney Chehray pe Khushiyaan saja ke milta hoon
Yeh Dard kum tou nahin hai ke Humein Toou na mila
Yeh aur baat ke Hum bhi na ho sakey Terey
Labo'n pe geet tou Aankhon mein khawaab rakhtey thay
Kabhi Kitaabon mein Hum bhi Gulaab rakhtey thay
Kabhi kissi ka jo hota tha Intezaar Humein
Bara hi Shaam-o-seher ka Hisaab rakhtey thay
Doobna tha jo Iss Kashti ka Muqaddar Ya Rub
Aankh ke saamney Aey kaash, na Saahil hota
Na-jaaney kaun sa aasaib Dil mein busta hai
Ke jo bhi Thehra, woh Aakhir Makaan chor gaya
Ajeeb khauf hai undar ki Khamoshi ka Mujhey
Ke Raaston sey guzarti hoon Gungunaatey huey
Hur cheez ki bohtaat mein nuqsaan buhut hai
Shiddat sey kissi shakhs ko chaaha na keejiyey
Dil Juda hoon tou Mulaqaat sey kya Haasil hai
Yoon tou Saahil sey samandar bhi mila kartey hain
Ghum ki jaageer wiraasat mein mili hai Mujh ko
Apni Jaageer mein rehta hoon Nawaabon ki tarah
Sooraj ke saath doob gaya Mera Dil bhi Aaj
Itna udaas shaam ka manzar kabhi na tha
Tum, Merey liyey aur koi ilzaam na dhoondho
Chaaha tha Tumhein, Aik yahi ilzaam buhut hai
Iss Hansney mein chhupey dard ko mehsoos tou kar
Woh tou hans hans key yoonhi khud ko saza deta hai
Iss mein Qismat ki khata hai na Zamaaney ka qusoor
Ghum tou insaan ke jeeney ki saza hotey hain
Apni saansein Meri saanson mein mila kar rona
Jab bhi rona Mujhey Seeney sey laga kar rona