“The female of the species is more deadlier than the male.’”
- “Colonel Mustard” from “Clue”

“It’s a matter of life after death. Now that he’s dead, I have a life.’”
- “Mrs. White” from “Clue”

“Husbands should be like kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.’”
- “Mrs. White” from “Clue”

“You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies.”
- “Colonel Mustard”
“Flies are where men and most vulnerable.”
- “Mrs. White” from “Clue”

“Life after death is as improbable as after marriage.”
- “Mrs. White” from “Clue”

“Just checking.”
- "Colonel Mustard”
“Everything all right?”
- “Mrs. White”
“Yep. Two corpses, everything’s fine.”
- “Colonel Mustard” from “Clue”

“This is war, Peacock. Casualties are inevitable. You can not make an omelette without breaking an egg. Every cook will tell you that.”
- “Colonel Mustard” from “Clue”

“Well, what are you afraid of, a fate worse than death?”
- “Professor Plum”
“No, just death. Isn’t that enough?”
- “Mrs. Peacock” from “Clue”

“Can you keep a secret?”
- “Wadsworth”
“Yes.”
- “Colonel Mustard”
“So can I.”
- “Wadsworth” from “Clue”

“Good evening. Have you ever given any thought to the kingdom of heaven?”
- “Evangelist”
“What?”
- “Mrs. Peacock”
“Repent. The kingdom of heaven IS at hand.”
- “Evangelist”
“You ain’t just whistlin’ Dixie.”
- “Ms. Scarlet”
“Armageddon is almost upon us.”
- “Evangelist”
“I got news for you--it’s already here!”
- “Professor Plum”
“Go away!”
- “Mrs. Peacock”
“But your souls are in danger!”
- “Evangelist”
“Our lives our in danger, you beatnik!”
- “Mrs. Peacock” from "Clue"

"Death is nothing, but to live defeated and without glory is to die every day."
- "Napoleon Bonaparte" from "Hornblower During a Crisis" by C.S. Forester

“Call no man happy until he is dead.”
- “someone or other” from “Hornblower During a Crisis” in “The Last Encounter” by C.S. Forester

“Life was a succession of pills that had to be swallowed"."
- “Horatio Hornblower” from “Hornblower and the ‘Atropos’”, by C.S. Forester, Ch. 3

“If variety was the spice of life, thought Hornblower, his present existence must be an Oriental curry."
- “Horatio Hornblower” from “Hornblower and the ‘Atropos’”, by C.S. Forester, Ch. 14

"Each of us can find a maggot in our past which will happily devour our futures."
- "Horatio Hornblower" from "Horatio Hornblower" in "The Fire Ships"

"I would consider it my duty to help your release from this world."
- "Horatio Hornblower" from "Horatio Hornblower" in "The Fire Ships"

“I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant”
- “Lord Edrington” from “Horatio Hornblower” in “The Wrong War”

“Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.”
- “Captain Sawyer” from “Horatio Hornblower” in “Mutiny” (taken from “King Henry” from “King Henry IV Part 2”, by William Shakespeare, Act III, scene i)

“It's not history that concerns me, Horatio. It's the future. It's far more uncertain.”
- “Archie Kennedy” from “Horatio Hornblower” in "Mutiny”

"A hit, a palpable hit."
- “Archie Kennedy” from “Horatio Hornblower” in "Retribution" (taken from “Osric” from “Hamlet”, by William Shakespeare, Act V, scene ii)

“Poor Horatio, so quick to give, so slow to accept the simplest gift.”
- “Archie Kennedy” from “Horatio Hornblower” in “Retribution”

“Yeah, I had a preying mantis epiphany and as a result I screamed.”
- “Mulder” from “The X Files” in “War of the Coprohages”

“Nothing happens in contradiction to nature, only in contradiction to what we know of it.”
- “Dana Scully” from “The X Files” in “Herrenvolk”

“If people were to know of the things I know, it would all fall apart.”
- “Cancer Man” from “The X Files” in “One Breath”

“Life is like a box of chocolate. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Un - returnable because all you get back is another box of chocolate. So you’re stuck with this un - definable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down till there’s nothing left to eat. Sure once in a while there’s a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee, but they’re gone too fast and taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts. And if you’re desperate enough to eat those all you’re left with is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.”
- “Cancer Man” from “The X Files” in “Musings of the Cigarette Smoking Man”

“A dream is a question to an answer we haven’t yet learned how to ask.”
- “Mulder” from “The X Files” in “Aubrey”

“The Spirit is the Truth.”
- John 5:07, engraved on Scully’s tombstone

“...There are extraordinary men and women and extraordinary moments when history leaps forward on the backs of these individuals. That what can be imagined can be achieved. That you must dare to dream. That there is no substitute for perseverance and hard work, and team work, because no one gets there alone. And that while we commemorate the greatness of these events and the individuals who achieve them, we cannot forget the sacrifice of those who make these achievements and leaps possible.”
- “Dana Scully” from “The X Files” in “Max”

“Chacho’s Chicken. Good people good food.”
- sign in a town of cannibals from “The X Files” in “Our Town”

“Regret is an inevitable consequence of life.”
- “Cancer Man” from “The X Files” in “Anasazi”

“I’m in the game because I believe what I’m doing is right.”
- “Cancer Man” from “The X Files” in “One Breath”

“The fiercest enemy is the man who has nothing left to lose.”
- “Cancer Man” from “The X Files” in “Herrenvolk”

“You can kill a man, but you can’t kill what he stands for, not unless you break his spirit. That’s a beautiful thing to see.”
- “Cancer Man” from “The X Files” in “The Beginning”

“Don’t unlock doors your not prepared to go though.”
- “Mr. X” from “The X Files” in “Herrenvolk”

“Living a long life can be a mixed blessing.”
- guy from “The X Files” in “Our Town”

“The certainty... becomes a comfort that allows you to move on.”
- “Bill Mulder” from “The X Files” in “Colony”

“Darkness can hide a multitude of sins.”
- “Dana Scully” from “The X Files” in “Episode”

“You won’t find many people at their boss's grave who aren’t dancing on it.”
- “Fox Mulder” from “The X Files” in “Shadows”

“What is a death omen if it isn’t a vision of our mortality?”
- “Fox Mulder” from “The X Files” in “Leonard Betts”

“I would never lie. I wilfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.”
- “Fox Mulder” from “The X Files” in “Episode”

“I’m not going to ask you if you said what you just said because I know it is what you just said.”
- “Dana Scully” from “The X Files” in “Episode”

“I was just here. Where did I go?”
- “Fox Mulder” from “The X Files” in “Small Potatoes”

“Why does anyone do the things they do?”
- “Clyde Bruckman” from “The X Files” in “Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose”

“We all have faith and mine is the truth.”
- “Fox Mulder” from “The X Files” in “Episode”

“Waste is a terrible thing to waste.”
- “Jose Chung” from “The X Files” in “Jose Chung’s ‘From Outer Space’”

“Young people who are parking are too often victims of CO (carbon monoxide).”
- Side note in A.P. Chemistry Book

“Don’t look up, it just may change your life.”
- Unknown on being abducted

“Don’t let worry kill you, let the Church help.”
- Kathie Lee Gifford

“There is no terror in a bang, only in the anticipation of it.”
- Alfred Hitchcock

“Every man likes the smell of his own farts.”
- Icelandic Proverb

“Here's to the crazy ones.The misfits. The rebels. The trouble-makers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. 'Bout the only thing you can't do is ignore them, because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world -- are the ones who do.”
- Commercial

“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”
- Woody Allen

“Nothing succeeds like a successor.”
- Jimmy Carter

“I’d like to have world peace. If that doesn’t work, I’d like to take over the world.”
- Some girl

“When you die you lose a very important part of your life.”
- Brook Shields

“I am, therefore I think.”
- Skeet Ulrich

“Buddha says ‘If you were bad in a past life, you get to be famous in this one.’”
- David Duchovny

“Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.”
- David Letterman

“I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandfather did, not screaming in terror like his passengers.”
- Michael Aulfrey

“I not short, I’m Asian.”
- Tiffany Kho’s cousin Kevin

"I know more than you, because you think you know something, whereas I know I know nothing."
- Socrates

“The philosophers have merely interpreted the world in various ways; the point, however, is to change it.”
- Karl Marx

“Your talent is God’s gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God.”
- Leo Buscaglia

“When I grow up I want to be a little boy.”
- Joseph Heller

“A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.”
- Winston Churchill

“There are two kinds of people:
those who don't do what they want to do,
so they write it down in a diary
about what they haven't done,
and those who haven't time to write about it because they're out doing it.”
- Richard Flournay and Lewis Foster

“The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.”
- Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

“’To do is to be. - Descartes
‘To be is to do.’ - Voltaire
‘Do be do be do.’ - Frank Sinatra”
- Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats. Scottsdale, Arizona.

“Know thyself? If I knew myself I'd run away.”
- Goethe

“If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well enough to travel.”
- Sir Vivian Fuchs

“A child on a farm sees a plane fly by overhead and dreams of a faraway place. A traveler on the plane sees the farmhouse and dreams of home.”
- Carl Burns

“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”
- Harry S. Truman

“A classic - something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.”
- Mark Twain

“Sometimes we live life in no particular way, but our own.”
- The Greatful Dead

“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
- Colette

“The very existence of flame throwers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ‘You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done’”
- George Carlin

To do ist to be (Socrates). To be is to do (Plato). Do be do be do (Sinatra)

It's the one who won't be taken, who can not seem to give.

It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live

It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.

It's the heart afraid of breaking ... that never learns to dance.

Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !

Action without vision is only passing time, vision without action is merely day dreaming, but vision with action can change the world - Nelson Mandela

Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last!

Don't drink and drive home!! Take a joint and fly home!!

Afraid to try something new? Most of us are. But it's all over so soon that our regrets will invariably be for what we didn't do rather than for what we did. The missing ingredient is courage.