Romantic sms, Romantic shayri, romantic text message, romantic message, romantic poem, romantic good night sms, romantic sms love quotes, romantic sms in hindi, free romantic sms, urdu romantic sms,romantic good night sms

 

Romantic sms


Kabhi ki hogi Suraj ne Chand se Mohabbat,
Tabhi to Chand me Dag hai,
Mumkin hai ki Chand se hui hogi bewafai,
Tabhi to Suraj me dag hai...

Apne inbox ko hamesha saja ke rakhna,Sabke SMS zara hata kar rakhna.... Kabhi bhi aa sakta hai hamara SMS,Inbox mein jagah banakar rakhna

Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,
yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,
apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,
magar aapko bhulna
apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho

 

gai!

Ae barish jara tham ke baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,
pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake

Salam Love1...
Yea hai FM Pyar Mohabbat...
Plz send sms 4 Ur choice...
Hi k liyea 1 sms...
Love k liyea 2 sms...
Miss k liyea 3 sms...
Kiss k liyea 4 Sms...

marne par hame jannat mile na mile, ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile SMS karne me kasar mat kar mere dost pata nahi upar jakar network mile na mile.

Aj ke baad na sms kerna, na koi call kerna, aur na hi kisi kism ka rabta rakhna, aur milne ki to koshesh bi na kerna, kiunke Dr ne muje meethi cheezon se door rehne ko kaha hai

Mana ke teri nazron ke kabil nahi hain hum, un se puch ke dekho, jin ko hasil nahi hain hum.

Ankho me armaan diya karte hai hum.
Sabki neend chra liya karte hai hum.
Ab se jab jab aapki palke japhkengi.
Samajh lena tab tab aapko yaad kiya karte hai hum.

Bade Aasani se dil lagaye jate hai,per bade mushkil se wade nibhaye jate hei, le jate he mohabat on raho pe jha diye nahe dil jalaye jate hee.

woh garam garam pani. woh sabun ki khushboo.woh bathroom main shampoo ki
bottle...khar tum kya janoo rooz rooz nahane main kitna maza aata hai

The Time Since I Met U, I have Realized That A Friend Like You Is Worth Million Dollars.So,if U Don't Mind.."Bech du kya"

Tu kahe to Aasma se la aao Tara,
Tu kahe to bina Oxygen ka karlo gujara,
Tu kahe to Duniya ko bhi jokado teri kadmo mai..
Aab Tu hi batah aase aur kitna Jhut bolo mai!

Har Asiq de data hai aapna Dil,
Hasino ki Aadaye hoti hain aayse Katil,
Har pal aap ko Sms kare yahi chahe mera Dil..
Par Gabrata hon najane kitna aajaye Mobile ka Bill

 

Sweet is your "Nature"
Dear is your "Name"
As Earth wants Water, flower wants Dew.
I want nothing…
But Happiness for You.

Wus din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,
Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga,
Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu,
Jis din aapko yahan bhej khud ko akela paya hoga

Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it.
Never give a hug, ask 4 it.
Never ask do u luv me, first say I luv u.
Never say I cant live without u, say I live for u.

Phoolon mein gulab achhaa lagta hai,
Sapno mein khwab achhaa lagta hai,
Aap hamein sms bhejte rahe
Hame aapka yeh andaz achaa lagta hai

When I pray I don't see God, but I know he listens
As such, When I SMS U I don't see you,
but I know you think of me and Smiles.

If you love someone,
put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart,
because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever

To love without condition,
To talk without intention,
To give without reason,
to care without expectation is the heart of true
relation

You are like the sunshine so warm,
you are like sugar, so sweet.
you are like you.
and that's the reason why I love you!

Aaj is kadar raha me ishq bikhara pada hua hai,
Aaj har khusbo fiki aur gumanaam har dua hai,
Is anjan duniya me aap kaha se aa gaye koun ho aap,
Jis ne mujhe mohabbat se chhuaa hai.

Star + Moonfiltered= Romantic night.
Bird + Sky = Lovely day.
Forest + Animal = Re-freshing world.
U + Ur smile = Its beautiful.

Kabhi subha ko yaad aate ho,
kabhi shaam ko yaad aate ho,
Kabhi kabhi itna yaad aate ho,
Aaina hum dekte hai, nazar tum aate ho!

Chehara Dil se dekha jata hain, khubsurti se nahin,
Pyar Dosto se kiya jata hain, dusmano se nahin.

You are my sweet sona,
I dont want to u khona,
plz give me your heart ka kona,
Otherwise I will start rona dhona

What I feel for you,is really true.
You got to know,I need you so.
When you are gone,I can't go on.
Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain,
har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain,
aap ho hume apni jaan se bhi pyare,
tabhi to waqt bewaqt yaad kiya karte hain

Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn, to play by the rules.
Then u must forget the Rules and Play from your heart

Tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin
lagte
chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but kabhi sachche nahin lagte

Najneen hushn malin, nakhraye saaj ho tum,
Dilkash mohabbat ka, hasin andaaj ho tum,
Kyun raaz se raaz ka raaz ho tum,
Taj nahin mere dil ki MUMTAJ ho tum

It feels nice when someone misses u,
feels good when someone loves u.
feels better when someone's with u.
But it feels the best when someone never 4gets u.

I've notice that being with u,
I smile a little more often,
I anger a little less quickly,
the sun shines a little brighter & life is much
sweeter.
I LOVE YOU.

Itna jaldi daaman chod diya,
Itna chaldi vaada tod diya,
Abhi to zindagi ka sansein hai baaki,
Aur aapne abhi se YAAD karna chhod diya

 

Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope

 

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?

Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??

Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!

L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life....

If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...

I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"?

What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!

sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1

I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u

Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?Bcoz.....You Always Remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES

uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart.trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead?


I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face, no one will ever take your place

Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u

I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!

Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine!

WHAT IS LOVE? L FOR LAND OF SORROW.O FOR OCEAN OF TERAS. V FOR VELLEY OF DEATH. E FOR END OF LIFE.MISS U ALL TIME

today a few drops of blood fell down of my heart and when i asked why the response was "There was someone very cruel in yours heat that forced us to come out.

L is for lust
O is for over
v is for very loveable
e is for ever
the 4 signs of love

Love is just like life, its not always easy and does not always bring happiness. but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving

Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragrance,but will remind u of my existence 4ever in ur life...

My love that shall not die, till the sun grows cold, and the stars grow old

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, it takes you by surprise at firts, but keeps you warm for a long time

My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never

Dont give password of our Love and friendship to anybody,Because if u will say this password "I LOVE U" It means he will hack u from me and u will go out from my hands

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

 

 

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL LIFE MEANS

If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean on your shoulder and hold you close to me, and answer "like this".

Romantic
"EA" OR "U"

If I had the letters "HRT" I could add "EA" to get a "HEART" or "U" to get "HURT". But I rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without U!

Romantic
I LOVE THE WAY

I love the way you look at me and the way you make me feel. I love the way you kiss me and hold me in your arms but most what I love most is you, in each and every way.

Romantic
MESSAGE TONE

Every time I hear my message tone, I always hope that one of them comes from you. My phone has limited memory but my heart has unlimited space for you.

Romantic
ALWAYS CARE FOR YOU

Behind your smile, I know there are sorrows. Behind your laughter, I know there are tears. But I want you to know that, behind you is me who always CARE for you...

 

Romantic
SEE YOURSELF

If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes only then would you realize how special you are to me.

 

Romantic
HOW RICH I AM

I opened my wallet and I find it empty, reached into my pocket and found a few coins, searched my heart and I found you! Then I realized how rich I am.

 

Romantic
LIFETIME GUARANTEE

I got nothing else to offer, so to you, its love I going to send. It's nothing that I'd borrowed, it's nothing I'd lend. This love I'm sending has a lifetime guarantee!

 

Romantic
"U" AND "I"

How I wish you and I are the buttons of the keyboard because the button "U" and "I" are always together side by side.

 

Romantic
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU

Fish can't live w/o water, paddy can't live w/o sun, human can't live w/o water, food and sun, and I can't live w/o you, because you are everything I need.


Romantic
FIRST SIGHT

First night, first sight, I saw, I knew, love is sweeter than mountain dew, a promise I made and I will keep, To Love YOU Always~

 


Romantic
SEARCHING FOR LOVE

Don't search for love, let love search for you, that is why its called falling in love, because you don't actually force yourself to love. You just fall...

 


Romantic
CARE

Care is one of the main ingredients that keep closeness alive despite distance and schedule. Since I can’t always see you, let my care be with you always.

 

Romantic
ARE YOUR LEGS TIRED

Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day long!

 


Romantic
SPECIAL ONE

A special smile, a special face, a special someone I can't replace, I love you I always will, you have filled a space no one can fill!

 


Erotic
PAINTING

A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.

 


Romantic
WITHOUT YOU

Before knowing you, I don't even know the meaning of this word "Happy". Without you I won't even have the strength to breathe. I love you!

 


Friendship
AS LONG AS

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains, as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

 


Jokes
DOGGY STYLE

A woman gave birth to six babies and on seeing this, she got out off hospital bed and slapped her husband and shouted, "I told you not to go doggy style."

 


Jokes
SEAT BELT

A short thing, it gets longer when you hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it? 1 min to think! Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.


A good friend is like a computer. I "Enter" your life, "Save" you in my heart, "Format" your problems, "Shift" you 2 opportunities & never "Delete" you from my memory!

 

Jokes
HUBBY AND WIFE

A wife asks hubby how many woman he had slept with? Husband proudly replies "Only You Darling, with others I was awake."

 

Jokes
RAPED

A prostitute goes to deposit a $100 bill in a bank. The teller says, "Sorry, madam, the note is a fake." "Oh no!" exclaimed the prostitute: "I have been raped."

 

Erotic
CAT AND THE SAUSAGE

A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

 

Erotic
CAT AND ROOSTER

A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!

 

Jokes
ALREADY THERE

A blonde is on one side of a lake and yells to another blonde across the lake, How do I get to the other side? The other blonde yells back, you are on the other side!

 

Jokes
BANANA AND A VIBRATOR

A banana and a vibrator were on a bedside table. The banana turns to the vibrator and says "I don't know what you're shaking for, I'm the one she's going to eat!"

 

Erotic
INNOVATIVE RAPE

A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.

 

Friendship
A RING

A ring is round and has no end, and that’s how long I’ll be your friend.


Friendship
GOOD TASTE

A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as your FRIEND is a form of, ehem GOOD TASTE!

 

Jokes
YOU'RE NUTS

A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only underwear made of plastic wrap. The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts."

 

Jokes
BIG SPENDER

A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

 


Erotic
I LOVE YOU

A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.

Romantic
HOPE, PROMISE, TIME

A heart truly in love never loses hope but always believe in the promises of love, No matter how long the time and how far the distance.

 

Friendship
MY BRA

A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart. HELLO MY GOOD BRA

 


Friendship
FATE TO BE FRIENDS

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, I will treasure the friendship between us.

 


IQ
ADD OR SUBTRACT

A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. What must you add to it to make it weigh 12 pounds? >>> Holes <<<

 


Erotic
STORY OF THE DOG

A baby dog asks mama dog how papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"

 


Jokes
PERFECT WIFE

7 qualities to be a perfect wife: Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic, Adorable, Sweet, Truthful and Self-Organized. In short, she must have B.R.E.A.S.T.S

 


Greeting
TINY STARS

Tiny stars shining bright time for me to say Good Night. So close your eyes and snuggle up tight, I’m wishing you Sweet Dreams tonight!

Forgive my eyes for admiring you. You stole my heart the moment I saw you call me crazy, call me insane each time my heart beats it mentions your name.

Romantic
TIME

 

One min, one hour, one day, one week, one month, one year, no matter how long, I'll treasure the times we've spent together!

Erotic
THE ELEPHANT

One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?"

Erotic
HOME EARLY

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

Friendship
SWEET FRIEND

A friend is sweet when it is new. But it is sweeter when it is true. But do you know that? It is the SWEETEST when it is YOU!

 

Jokes
WORKSTATION

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk is a workstation. What more can I say...

 

Romantic
A - Z

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z - The one who invented alphabets was a genius. But he made a silly mistake by keeping "U" and "I" so far.

 

Erotic
SOUNDS WOMEN MAKE

4 sounds women make during sex. 1) asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) obedient - yes.yes..yes. 3) unsatisfied - more. more...more. 4) religious - oh god. oh god.

 

Others
JUDGMENT

"We judge ourselves by what we are capable of doing. While others judge us by what we had already done"

 

IQ
RUBBER

There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencil in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant! Which Male pencil is responsible? >>> THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER <<<


What's the most difficult GOLF COURSE in this world? Answer: INTER COURSE. No matter how many strokes or what style you play, your balls will never go in!

 

Jokes
NIGHT CLUBS

Wife: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?" Husband: "Golfing with friends, my dear." Wife: "What? At 2 a.m?" Husband: "Yes, We used night clubs."

 

IQ
WHICH SIDE

a plane is flying from Canada to America and it crashes on the border. What side will the survivors be buried on? >>> They didn’t die, they were survivors <<<


Others
MISTAKE

A person who makes no mistakes generally makes nothing.

 

Jokes
I WANT TO TAKE A PHOTO

A man traveling in a crowded bus dropped his son's photo. It fell under a lady's skirt. He asked her "Sorry. Can lift up your skirt? I want to take a photo!"

 

Romantic
I WISHED FOR YOU

A genie granted me 3 wishes. I said I won’t be having 3 wishes not even 2. I told him I would only wish for one thing. Baby! I wished for you!


Friendship
REAL FRIENDSHIP

A friend is always welcome. Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance. When it concerns real friendship!

 

IQ
HOW MANY SHEEP LEFT

A farmer had seventeen sheep, all but nine died, how many did he have left? >>> 9 sheep <<<

 

Greeting
NICE FRIENDS

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like you making my everyday seem so great. Thank you my good friend lastly Good Night and Sweet Dreams.

 

Erotic
WE CAN MULTIPLY

Do you like mathematics, if so add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!


IQ
HIGHEST MOUNTAIN

Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth? >>> Mount Everest <<<

Jokes
SMOKERS

Anyone knows why people don’t get white hair if they smoke? Because smokers die early, so they don’t have the chances to get old.

 

Others
GROWING UP

A person grows up not when they can take care of themselves, but when they can take care of others.


Friendship
MEMORY LASTS FOREVER

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

 

Jokes
WANT A LITTLE COMPANY?

A Jewish woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. "Hi, honey," he says. "Want a little company?" "Why?" asks the woman. "Do you have one to sell?"


Jokes
PLEAD WITH REASON

A 10 year old boy shot his parents dead and pleaded with the judge for mercy. "I am a poor, pitiful orphan," he said.

 

IQ
APPLES

One day a teacher ask a primary school student "If you have 5 apples and the student next to your class take 3 apples away." What will you have? >>> A FIGHT <<<

 

Romantic
NEVER FORGET YOU

The loveliest days are when you wake up to find that love still colors your world thru people who truly care and never fail to forget you.

 

Erotic
3 GOOD MANNERS

3 good manners of male penis. 1) Courteous - it stands before performing. 2) Emotional - it cries during the performance. 3) Polite - it bows down after the performance.

Erotic
SNOW WHITE

*NEWSFLASH* Snow white had been chucked out of Disney Land. She was reported to have pulled up her skirt, sat on Pinnochio's face and shouted, "LIE BASTARD LIE"

 

Others
CURVES OF A GIRL

A girl is like a road, the more curves it has, and the more dangerous it is.

 

Friendship
RULES TO BE HAPPY

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred, Free your mind from worries, Live simply, Expect less, Give more and Always have ME as YOUR FRIEND!

IQ
BREAST MILK

Why is breast milk good for health? >>> Because it is great for blood circulation, provides heat, is refreshing and comes in attractive containers. <<<

 

Romantic
LOVE 1 NOT 2

Love one but not two, Choose one and be true, If you find one loving and cool, stick to it like glue.


Romantic
A CANDLE

A candle may melt and it's fire may die, But the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.

 

Greeting
WINDOWS OF SOUL

Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility and soon windows of soul begin to close and enter the dreamland! OYASUMINASAI! Sweet Dreams!

 

Erotic
BLOW JOB

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

 

Jokes
GHOSTS ARE FREE

Want to wish you GD NIGHT but then the stars are not free, bears not free, pigs not free, angels not free, ghost can?


Erotic
PAINTING

A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.


Erotic
CAT AND THE SAUSAGE

A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

 

Erotic
CAT AND ROOSTER

A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!

 

Erotic
INNOVATIVE RAPE

A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.

 

Erotic
I LOVE YOU

A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.

 

Erotic
STORY OF THE DOG

A baby dog asks mama dog how papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"

 


Erotic
THE ELEPHANT

One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?"

 


Erotic
HOME EARLY

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

 


Erotic
SOUNDS WOMEN MAKE

4 sounds women make during sex. 1) asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) obedient - yes.yes..yes. 3) unsatisfied - more. more...more. 4) religious - oh god. oh god.


Erotic
WE CAN MULTIPLY

Do you like mathematics, if so add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

 

 

 

 

 

Disclaimer : We are not responsible for any action taken by you in the site , the service of Free SMS is provided in order to make users aware of technological advancements , it has nothing to do with a persons self interest . All logos used in the page are just to show the service provider we support , It has no connection with the facilities or technology we provide